Exorcise those Devil Duckies for AIDS Walk!

Sister Scavenger Hunt

On Saturday September 27, 2008 Several Bars in the Downtown Phoenix Metropolitan Area will join forces To Find a Cure!

The Grand Canyon Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence need your help finding “Dastardly Devil Duckies” that have escaped from a local laboratory and are said to be infecting queer bars all over town! They have been spreading hatred and striking fear in the hearts of Valley Residents, with their hatemongering and right wing rhetoric. One recent victim said, “They are worse than Fred Phelps at a Pride March”! Demonic Duckies have been overheard spreading vicious lies about the Phoenix GLBTQ Community and its’ inability to come together for a common cause. They will surely continue down this Fowl Path and attempt to crush anyone that stands in the way of their hatred, if something is not done immediately!


Therefore, The Grand Canyon Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence would like for you to join them in Defeating Those Devil Duckies! Meet at Ice Pics Video Bar 3108 E McDowell Road between 6-8pm on Saturday September 27, 2008. Once there, you will be asked to split into teams of 3-4 people (one person on each team must be a Designated Driver) to go and search for the Demonic Ducks beginning at 8pm. You will be provided with a list of bars that have recently been affected by this feathery scourge and you will be given some of the necessary tools needed to find and capture them. They must be delivered back to Ice Pics by the stroke of midnight on 8/28/08. At that time, The Sisters will attempt to do a proper exorcism in order to return the Duckies back to their original, more peaceful state of mind and hopefully rid the community of this plague, once and for all. The local bars are so distraught about this preposterous predicament; they have offered to donate 10% of their proceeds, for the evening, to the team that gathers the Most Devil Duckies. Winners/Sponsors donation will be announced at AIDS Walk 2008

Please join us on this historic night! Together We Can Make A Difference!
For more information go to…

http://www.azsisters.org/aidswalk2008 or http://www.aidswalk2008.org

Proceeds From This Event To Benefit Phoenix AIDS Walk 2008